Pirate Master cancelled...

Effective immediately, CBS has removed this disaster of a reality series from its schedule. But don't worry, they're not going to leave you hanging.

For putting up with the annoying contestants this long, you'll be rewarded with the final five episodes. CBS will be posting an episode per week every Tuesday for the next five weeks at cbs.com - after that, the show will be hopefully forgotten forever.

Half the time, I don't think the producers even knew what they were doing during this show. The rules were never completely explained until about three or four episodes in. Maybe that's why the contestants were so clueless. I doubt it though - I think they just cast some really boring people. It seems no one ever wanted to try to challenge the big winners, who then just kept winning, making the show even more boring.

I know, why'd I even watch the nightmare if I thought it was so bad? Especially when I'm not a fan of pirate themed things.

First, it's a reality show. Second, reality guru Mark Burnett was behind this show, so I knew it would be good (okay, I was wrong there). Third, after watching the first episode and seeing how bad it was, I couldn't resist watching again to see how much worse it could get. And it didn't disappoint there - the cancellation being proof.