The Great Illinois Corn Flake...

This is something you absolutely need - in fact, I don't think your life can go on without it. So get to eBay fast and bid on the Great Illinois Corn Flake!

Yes, it's a Kellogg's Frosted Flake. But I can't say it's just a regular frosted flake because this one - amazingly - is shaped just like the state of Illinois!! You can't get much more exciting than that!!!

As of this posting, the bidding is up to $200,444. Yeah, that's lower than I thought for something so incredible, but I'm sure it'll hit a price worthy of this one-of-a-kind miracle soon.

It really is a close match - go ahead, compare for yourself. And then rush to eBay and bid soon because bidding ends Thursday afternoon at 12:09pm!!!!!

Hurry!!!!!!!!

UPDATE (3/18/08 at 10:45pm): It's a disaster!!!!! The eBay listing for this wonder of the world has been removed! I'll keep checking and let you know if it reappears...

UPDATE (3/19/08 at 6:05pm): The auction is back!!!!! It was pulled yesterday because the auction violated eBay's policy of "no food items". Now you can bid on a coupon for the Great Illinois Corn Flake, which if won will be redeemable for the miracle corn flake. As I type this, the auction is now only at $1025.00 and ends Friday night at 11:16pm!

UPDATE (3/21/08 at 11:30pm): The auction has ended! The Great Illinois Corn Flake coupon (redeemable for the miracle corn flake) sold for $1350.00!!!!!